I was trying to think of something fun to do for today's post - something a little different that maybe I hadn't done before. Wow, that narrowed the field a bit. And then it came to me - how about jokes and riddles? I haven't done those on my blog before... at least I don't remember doing any! So, along with my marine life marvels, I'll be including some fun jokes and riddles that mention fish or fishing! You'll be able to find the answers by clicking and dragging your cursor across the line directly below the riddle! Enjoy - but be forewarned, some of these are real groaners :)
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Bucket Hat - Reversible - Wishes for Fishes by FernHollowFinds
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A: To get to the other tide!
Whale charm necklace in antiqued brass by pearlatplay
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A: You drop it a line!
Angel Fish And Seahorse Dish by Mymothersgarden
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Q: Why are fish cleverer than humans?
A: Ever seen a fish spend a fortune
trying to hook a human?
A: Ever seen a fish spend a fortune
trying to hook a human?
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Q: How did the fish’s tail get stuck in the anchor chain?
A: It was just a fluke!
A: It was just a fluke!
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Q: Why are fish so gullible?
A: They fall for things
hook, line and sinker!
A: They fall for things
hook, line and sinker!
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A: One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish!
(My apologies to my brother-in-law and my nephew!)
Aqua Shell and Silver Fish Charm Jewelry Set - Gone Fishin' by MysticWynd
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A: One, but you should have seen the bulb, it must have been THIS big.
Half Yard - Vibrant Tropical Fish from LindaSFabricStash
(How fun is this print?!?)
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A: Dam!
Swim Little Fishies... by ArtEffectsGlass (Independent)
A: The loan shark!
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Handmade Soap - Goat's Milk - Pear Basil Framed Fish by neatTreats
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A monk came out and invited him inside to have dinner and spend the night. The motorist accepted. That night he had a wonderful dinner of fish and chips.
He decided to compliment the chef. Entering the kitchen, he asked the cook, "Are you the fish friar?"
"No," the man replied, "I'm the chip monk."
Rainbow Mermaid Bookmark Silver Fish Charms Glass Fishies by waterwaif
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A: Because the sea weed!
Fish and Seahorse Tile Clock by RFForeverClocks**
Okay stop groaning, I warned you that some of the jokes were bad! I hope you enjoyed them anyway :) Just like I hope you enjoyed all of these great fish themed beauties. You should have seen the ones that got away though! Actually there's some truth in that statement - a couple of pieces that had been nominated were sold in the interim, so they really did get away!
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Everyone have a great day... and remember ladies -
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**designates an undiscovered or underdiscovered shop
8 comments:
love the one about the fish hitting the wall LOL!
These fishy items are great! Love your fish stories too- lots of fun.
Thanks for showing my sharks teeth!
What a fun fishy post! Some great finds here. I really like the soap and mermaid bookmark! Thanks for sharing my angel fish dish. :) ~Karrita
Great finds!
Wonderful finds! I love all the jokes and quotes! Especially the one about teaching a man to fish!
What great finds!! Love it!
pjlacasse
This is one of the cutest blog posts I've seen! I'm smiling already and it's early in the morning! My little angel fish is so happy to be here!
This is such a fun post! I love these whimsical fish finds!
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